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In
stressful times people find different ways to cope. People
who are paid to observe such things have noticed over
the past weeks that fewer people have been “going
out” for entertainment. Move attendance is down.
Restaurants are not as full as they have been, and other
places people go to relax and have a good time. Apparently
Americans are staying home, finding ways to divert their
attention from the stagnant economy, anarchy, mayhem,
war, and the rumor of wars. People are tuning out the
depressive stuff to tune in to things which are more
pleasant.
They
say that we are reading more. We’re reading books
that life our spirits, if only for a while—lighthearted,
humorous books to help us do what we do too little of
in a world where we are hit with wave after wave after
wave of the latest dark developments.
If
laughter is the best medicine, what books would you recommend
to block the bleakness and unleash the guffaws? Some
of you, okay, most of you don’t share my appreciation
of Gary Larson’s “Far Side” humor,
but its therapeutic for me. Sometimes I need to set aside
the serious reading and browse through bound volumes
of Far Side cartoons. I get a hoot from reading books
by Robert Fulghum and Lewis Grizzard. Some of you may
know about the “Wittenburg Door.” It is a
magazine of outrageous satire created by a group of free-spirited
evangelicals. The object of the Door’s satire is
the church, causing it to look at itself in ways it hasn’t
but should consider. Here is an example of Door humor:
Top
Ten Bible-Times Fund Rasiers
10. Locust repellent
9. Spiral-bound manna cookbook
8. Hand-held Philistine detector
7. Ceramic model of Solomon’s temple with votive candle
6. Gummy Locusts
5. “Welcome to Our Desert Tent” plague
4. Flood Emergency Preparedness kit
3. Ceramic bears dressed as 2 apostles
2. Stale, over-priced milk and honey bars
1. Ten plagues refrigerator magnets
When
I was in seminary they kept the Door behind the circulation
desk because the seminarians would walk off with copies
from the periodicals rack and “forget” to
return them. And though you won’t find them in
a book, I admit that I still enjoy watching the Three
Stooges.
It
would be fun to trade books with each other that have
high laugh-factors. If we did, I predict one book would
not be among those traded…the Bible. The Bible
isn’t a funny book. The Bible is the most widely
read book in history, but people don’t read it
for laughs. The Bible is a serious book. It tells how
creation and we came to be. It tells how we behave and
are beloved just the same. It tells who we are and what
would have been had not God become one of us. It tells
us what we can become through Jesus’ grace, and
ultimately what will become of the world… “The
Kingdom of our Lord and his Christ and he shall reign
forever.” The Bible is about ultimate purposes
and ends. Its all business more lamentation than laughter,
it seems.
The
Bible’s shortest sentence is “Jesus wept.” I
wish it was, “Jesus laughed.” Most people
think that Jesus was all business. Neither his nor any
other life was a laughing matter. But before all else,
the Incarnation is good news! The implication of the
Incarnation isn’t, “How terrible for Jesus
that he was consigned to a human life.” It implies, “How
wonderful for us that Jesus hallowed human life by coming
to live it with us.” The Letter to the Hebrews
says we have a high priest who can sympathize with us
because he was tempted in every way as we are. He knew
the whole gamete of human emotions. He wept at the death
of a dear friend. No, the gospels do not say Jesus laughed.
It is not mentioned because I think it is assumed.
“You
attract more flies with honey than vinegar,” the
saying goes. What made Jesus so compelling and what made
the disciples so effective in drawing people by the thousands
to the Christian faith? Sour-pusses aren’t effective
when it comes to sharing the delight of God’s word.
The motto of the Young Life youth ministry is, “It
is a sin to bore a kid with the gospel.” It is
a sin to bore anyone with it. Unfortunately there are
lots of sinful preachers and teachers doing just that.
Jesus was a powerful, charismatic, winsome man who was
a joy to be with. His joy was contagious.
It
is hard for us to link humor and the Bible because we
don’t recognize it when we see it. In Genesis,
God walks in the Garden in the cool of the day. Adam
and Eve hear God coming and hide. God calls out, “Where
are you?” Why aren’t you laughing? This is
funny! What’s so humorous? God doesn’t know
where Adam and Eve are hiding? How ludicrous that man
and woman think they can hide from God. Remember playing
hide-and-seek with your kids? They hid but never very
well. You knew exactly where they were yet you call out, “Where
are you?”
An
angel told Abraham and Sarah they were going to have
a son. Abraham nearly busts a gut trying to contain his
laughter. Sarah was in the tent, eavesdropping on the
conversation. She couldn’t stifle her laughter. “What’s
so funny?” God asked Sarah. “Nothing. Nothing
at all.” She replied. “You were laughing,
Sarah. I heard you.” “Me, laughing? I’m
ninety. Abe is one hundred. Why would I be laughing?” Well,
God gets the last laugh when a son is born to the ancient
couple. He was named Isaac. Appropriate, since Isaac
means, “laughter.”
And
speaking of Isaac, why was he twelve years old when God
called Abraham to sacrifice his son? Because if he had
been a teenager, it wouldn’t have been a sacrifice.
Speaking
of children, a man went to see his rabbi because of a
tough problem. “I’m very troubled by my son.
He went away to school and he came back a Christian.” The
rabbi said, “You know, it’s funny you say
that. My son also left home and came back a Christian.” They
decided to pray together about the problem and God said
to them, “You know, it’s funny you say that…”
All
we have of what Jesus said are his words. What we do
not have is the way he said them. We don’t know
his tone of voice, the expression on his face or the
look on his eye when he said things. It’s one of
the reasons we miss the punch line. We don’t see
Jesus’ humor because of how we see him. Jesus was
a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief to be sure,
but this isn’t all Jesus was. Most of us didn’t
grow up with an image of a laughing Jesus. The image
many of us had was of Salman’s serene, reflective,
serious Jesus. The biblical picture of Jesus is more
joyful and humorous than our stereotypes.
In
Matthew 23:23 Jesus pokes fun at the Pharisees for carefully
tithing offerings from their spice racks while forgetting
the far more important offerings of mercy, justice, and
forgiveness. He said they were so blind they strained
gnats from their soup but ended up swallowing a camel.
Jesus must have thought camels were funny. “Rich
people have a better chance of threading a camel through
a needle than getting into heaven,” he said. What
about pointing out specks into other’s eyes and
not seeing 2x4’s in our own? He was making serious
points in ridiculous ways and did it with a grin.
Read
the story in Acts 20 of Paul preaching at the celebration
of the Lord’s Supper. He and the others had to
leave early the next morning, but it was midnight and
Paul was still preaching. A young man named Eutychus
was sitting in a window. Paul went on and on. Eutychus
fell asleep, and fell out of a three-story building.
They ran downstairs and found him dead. Paul went down,
hugged him, said, “There’s still some life
in him,” and ran back upstairs and preached till
dawn. When the service was finally over, Eutychus walked
home. This is no serious, sober story designed to make
people think twice before sleeping during a sermon!
What
do Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Pol Pot,
and Sadam Hussein have in common? None of them were funny.
It’s not just the church which must go underground
during dictatorships. So must comedians. Dictators can’t
tolerate voices saying their power isn’t ultimate.
They can’t take jokes, especially a joke directed
at them.
But
Christianity is different. We should be able to laugh
at what we believe in most deeply. One of our sins is
thinking more highly of ourselves than we should—inflating
our importance, living as though God couldn’t get
along without us. Relating to God as though God was at
our beck and call.
There
was a grandmother walking along the beach with her grandson.
Suddenly a big wave comes along and washed the boy out
to sea. She yells out to God, “Oh please, please
bring him back!” Suddenly another wave come ashore
and the boy is returned safely to her. She looks up to
the sky and says, “He had a hat!”
Humor
puts us in our place. Someone said, “Laughter occurs
in the space between what is and what ought to be, in
the gracious no-man’s-land somewhere betwixt how
we view ourselves and how we really appear.
Humor
has an essential place in our live because we know who
is in control. This enables us to find humor even in
life’s most difficult circumstances. As Henry Can
Dusen lay dying someone said, “No one ever died
with warm feet.” Henry replied, “Joan of
Arc did.” During Hal Heeter’s last days he
was joking about his beloved Cubs.
Humor
and incongruity. Recognition that something is our of
wack. For ecample, consider these things:
Why
don’t psychics win the lottery?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do “practice?”
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is the person who invests all your money call a “broker?”
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour?”
Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
You know that indestructible black box on airplanes? Why don’t they
make the whole place out of that stuff?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the “terminal?”
Fools
for Christ:
Humor exposes our foibles, inadequacies, and our weakness. Therefore humor
has a holy function in that it is in our weakness that God’s strength
is revealed. We put useless stuff in the trash. We save the recyclables, but
we haul the rest of it out to the curb for the trash man to take to the landfill.
This is how the world sees us. Not worth much because what we believe doesn’t
contribute to the human enterprise system.
Paul
says that God used perceived weakness to defeat the world. “I’ll
turn conventional wisdom on its head, I’ll expose
so-called experts as crackpots.”
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