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During
my first pastorate, my family doctor, who was also a member of the
congregation, asked me to officiate at her wedding. "I didn't
know you were engaged. How did you meet your finance?" I asked.
Michelle was slightly embarrassed. She said, "I took out an ad
in the personals." I asked how she picked prospects. She said
she had two criterion-- "They had to write in complete sentences
and not use crayons."
I don't encourage
searching for Mr. or Ms. Right in the personal ads, but Michelle
fared well. She met and married a professor at Notre Dame who is
an internationally recognized mathematician. The problem with personal
ads is the honesty issue. Assets are often inflated.
I found a list
of frequently used "code words" used in personals with
an interpretation of what the words really mean. For example, 40-ish
means, "48." Artist means, "Unreliable."
Educated translates, "College drop-out." Intuitive
means, "Your opinion doesn't count." Outgoing means,
"Loud." Passionate means, "Loud." Romantic
translates, "Looks better by candle light." Self-employed
means, "Jobless." Tan means, "Wrinkled."
Reliable means, "Shows up on time -- give or take 3
hours." And spiritual means, "Once went to church
with his grandmother on Easter Sunday."
One particular
ad got national attention. It may have been an urban legend, but
whether it is factual or not, it is a classic. This is the ad as
it appeared in the Atlanta Journal Constitution:
Single
black female seeks male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a young, svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods; riding in your pickup truck; hunting,
camping, and fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying
by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
hand. I'll be at the front door every night when you get home
from work. Kiss me and I'm yours. Ask for Daisy.
In two days,
Daisy's number received 643 calls from potential suitors. Much to
their chagrin, however, Daisy's number was the Atlanta Humane Society.
The single black female was an eight-week-old Black Labrador Retriever.
The past two
Sundays in Epiphany we have considered what happens "When God
Brings Out Our Best," and "When God Gets Through."
We said we have much in common with the first disciple, Joseph.
He never spoke. He was always in the background and did what was
asked of him. Without his loving protection of Mary and Jesus and
his obedience to the angel's commands, Jesus' life may have ended
shortly after it began. Last Sunday we recalled Jesus' baptism and
talked about how we can open "the eyes of our hearts"
and experience the presence of God.
Today, our "When
God
" series continues by paying attention to the "up
close and personal" component of our relationship to God. But
what about the personals? I wonder what the response would be if
God took out an ad?
Single
Supreme Being, commonly called, Creator, Author of Life, Lord
of All, I Am, Rock of Ages, the Unmoved Mover, the Lord Omnipotent,
Omniscient, and Omnipresent, God Almighty, seeks committed, intimate,
very long term relationship with everyone interested. Do you love
the mountains, the beach, the water, breath-taking sunsets, changing
seasons, gazing upon the star-spangled skies? I made it all.
Available
24/7 for emergencies, but desire contact when life is going fine.
Excellent listener. Single parent with one son who's everybody's
friend--an excellent guide, teacher, counselor, physician, spiritual
advisor. Call anytime. No inquiries will be turned down.
What distinguishes
Christianity from other religions is it's personal dimension.
God is not confined within space and time, much less in temples
or shrines. God is beyond reach, beyond our thoughts, beyond all
limits. God is transcendent. But God is also immanent, close,
near as your beating heart and your next breath. Psalm 139 says
God knows when we sit down and get up. God knows when we we've been
and where we're going. God knows what we will say before we say
it. That's personal! God knows us completely and what God desires
most is relationship. From a relationship comes a calling with our
names on it. It is work that God needs done.
In Isaiah 49
the prophet said, "Listen up, people! God knew me before I
was a gleam in my parent's eyes. As I was taking shape in my Mama's
womb God gave me a name. He gave me a job. He made me his servant.
God promised to give me the words and the wisdom to restore Israel
and shine God's light from here to there and everywhere in between."
God's desire
for relationship with humanity is a long, sometimes fruitful, often
tortured story. The problem wasn't God's. When one attempt
failed to bring the desired covenant between God and Israel, God
tried another. God spoke through the patriarchs like Abraham, Isaac,
and Jacob. Through Moses, God gave the law to bring obedience and
order Israel. God spoke through prophets like Jeremiah who said
the law would be written on people's hearts and not stone tablets.
But people,
being who they are, didn't abide, obey, or listen. They lost interest,
or followed deals that seemed better at the time, even if it meant
bowing before someone else's god. Yet out of God's deep love and
desire for humanity, God provided another way.
In the letter
to the Hebrews it says: "In many and various ways God spoke
of old to our fathers by the prophets; but in these last days he
has spoken to us by a Son" (Hebrews 1: 1-2). The only way
God could become personal was to become incarnate. The only way
to our hearts was to become flesh and blood. God demoted himself.
God got off the throne, climbed down the ladder from heaven to earth,
humbled himself and subjected himself to all the tests, trails,
and troubles we experience. It was God's most extreme way of saying,
"Look! This is how much I love you!"
Last Sunday
we heard Matthew's version of Jesus' baptism. It was a confirmation
of his identity and mission when Jesus heard God's voice say, "You
are my beloved son." Our text from John picks up the story
two days later when John the Baptist and two of his disciples see
Jesus coming their way. John said, "Behold, the Lamb of God."
He kept his distance, but John's disciples wanted to learn more.
They followed Jesus. When he turned and saw them he asked, "Is
there something I can do for you?"
What would you
have said if Jesus asked you that question? When I visited the Taizé
Community in France, I entered the church where the brothers and
thousands of guests come to worship three times a day. As I approached
the chancel, I saw words etched into the altar table. I figured
that it said, "Do This In Remembrance of Me" in French.
What it said instead was, "Friend, Why Are You Here?"
This is a question that should be painted on the wall above the
doors going into the worship center. "Friends, why are you
here?"
John's disciples
didn't ask Jesus, "Who are you?" They didn't ask what
God was like. They seemed more interested in his accommodations.
"Teacher
where are you staying?" What kind
of question was that? Jesus said, "Why don't you come and see?"
They did. They spent the remainder of the day with him. We don't
know what they did or learned from Jesus. It doesn't matter. What
we see is an invitation from Jesus to follow, spend time with him,
learn to know him and in so doing learn to know God.
This is something
to cherish about Jesus. We live in such an impersonal world. People
are slotted into groups and labeled liberal, neo-con, tax-and-spend
Democrats, war-mongering, bedfellows with-the-rich and to-hell-with-the-poor
Republicans, straight or gay, patriotic or un-American. Before we're
asked our names we have to give our Social Security number. We're
zip-coded, bar-coded, sorted by age, education, blood type, insured
or uninsured.
Jesus ministered
to the multitudes, but never lost sight of a face in the crowd.
We see the heart of Jesus as he ministers one-on-one. "What
do you want me to do for you? Go and sin no more. Sell all you've
got and give it to the poor. Take up your cross. Get up on your
feet and follow me." He told us that every person matters to
God. He said God knows the number of hairs on your head. He knows
when a sparrow falls from a tree. He feeds the birds and clothes
the flowers of the field. If God cares for bluebirds and blue asters,
think how much more God cares for you."
I'm not an abstract
thinker. Speculation doesn't appeal to me. Discussing things for
the sake of discussing them is time that could be better spent
fishing. I understand what I can visualize, draw on paper, or
tell in a story. This is the reason philosophy wasn't my cup of
tea in college. The greatest insight I gained came from the first
day in Philosophy 101. It was a Chinese proverb that said, "Philosophy
bakes no bread." At the end of the day, the issue under
speculation doesn't matter unless it can be buttered or be expressed
in the laboratory of life.
Someone observed
that in typical discussions that go on in most church school programs,
Christians talk a lot more about God than Jesus. Will Willimon says,
"The more vague, indistinct, mushy, and impersonal we can make
God, the better for us! Then we can make God just about anything
we want, and we will never have to grow, change, or be born again."
In Tennessee
Williams' novel, Sweet Bird of Youth, there is a character called,
"the heckler." Wherever a certain "religious"
politician showed up to make a speech, the heckler appeared and
tried to help people see that things were not as they appeared with
this corrupt politician. He got beat up again and again by the goons
of the politician. There is a scene where the politician begins
his speech, saying, "When I was fifteen I came down barefoot
out of the red clay hills as the voice of God was calling me."
The heckler
didn't believe it was really the voice of God that called the way
the man said it did. He shouted, "I don't believe it! I believe
in the silence of God, the absolute speechlessness of him is a long,
long and awful thing that the whole world is lost because of. I
think it is yet to be spoken to any man living or yet lived on earth,
no exceptions."
He wasn't saying
God didn't exist. He was questioning whether God had either the
means or desire to speak and be personal with us. The heckler speaks
for everyone who wonders, "IF God is real -- IF
God cares, then why not settle it once and for all and lay down
the evidence like a linoleum floor? Why doesn't God just speak up?"
God has
spoken -- through the Bible written by people inspired by the Spirit,
and most of all, through the life, the teachings, and the personal
relationship we can enjoy with Jesus.
We can't love
idols. We can't love sunsets, or beauty, or nature, or traditions,
or church buildings. The only loving relationships we can enjoy
are personal -- with Someone who loves in return. Someone we can
follow. Someone we can serve. Someone who is God incarnate. Someone
named Jesus.
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